Obama’s State of the Union Address Leaked

Here’s the transcript:

“Oh crap, we’re screwed.  I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ll keep doing it.  Whatever Bush did, I’m going to do 10 times bigger, and pretty soon I’ll spend this country into oblivion, causing hyperinflation and the collapse of the dollar.”

Actually, you already know what it’s going to be about.  He’s going to talk about sacrifice.  Then he’ll talk about how we need the stimulus and how great the extra $13 a week is for everyone.  Next, it will be about how great his programs are going to work months from now.  Just more of the same rhetoric and then the next day his actions will completely contradict what he said.

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